sexual-lingerie

Obviously, underwear on a honeymoon is going to be about as popular as Molly Ringwald’s character was in “Pretty in Pink.” Nonetheless, the power of sexual lingerie is underrated. Would you rather wake up on Christmas morning (or whatever holiday you celebrate that involves giving overpriced gifts), to a tree with bare presents, or feel the adrenaline pumping as you rip open a perfectly wrapped shiny new toy?

There’s a humorous word or two that can be said for sexual lingerie in modern history and its role in yesteryear. Lingerie is no longer just appropriate for low budget adult films and statue like stick figures, more commonly known as models. Learn more about why even Forbes’ Magazine thinks lingerie is no longer for dummies.

Sexual lingerie keeps things interesting. Face it, sex gets pretty predictable-after all, there’s only so many ways legs can bend. Incorporate a bit of sexual lingerie into the action on a regular basis and you’ll be itching with thoughts of I didn’t know that could fit there!

Adult toys are reminiscent of that old Lay’s Potato Chip commercial, you can’t have just one. Perhaps, that explains why kits filled to the brim with adult toys have become all the rage. Then again all the hoopla could have something to do with the catchy names the kits are dubbed with.

The Bedside Orgy Kit, which is about as chockfull as it sounds, is a great starter kit for sex toy beginners. Buying that first adult toy is like buying a new dress after cheating on your diet, you’d better try it out first because chances are-it won’t fit. Of course, given what adult toys are used for it’s a bit difficult to “try before you buy.”

That’s where kits like the Bedside Orgy come in. It is now official, the infamous Dummy manuals aren’t just for relationships, baking and building bird houses. Just take a look at the Honeymoon Getaway Kit For Dummies, not that most people would need instructions for what to do on their honeymoon. With that in mind, some people are more visual learners than others.

The kit comes in the series’ trademark yellow and black cover, and totes the tag “Packed with products and accessories to enhance your honeymoon.” Those products include, an instruction pamphlet, a heart-shaped candle (how 1970’s), a body duster (again, how 1970’s) and jasmine massage oil. Even with all of those honeymoon enhancing products, there seems to be something missing-lacey underpants!

Sexual Lingerie

Obviously, underwear on a honeymoon is going to be about as popular as Molly Ringwald’s character was in “Pretty in Pink.” Nonetheless, the power of sexual lingerie is underrated. Would you rather wake up on Christmas morning (or whatever holiday you celebrate that involves giving overpriced gifts), to a tree with bare presents, or feel the adrenaline pumping as you rip open a perfectly wrapped shiny new toy?

Sexual lingerie keeps things interesting. Face it, sex gets pretty predictable-after all, there’s only so many ways legs can bend. Incorporate a bit of sexual lingerie into the action on a regular basis and you’ll be itching with thoughts of I didn’t know that could fit there!

So what exactly constitutes sexual lingerie? Well, it ain’t boyshorts, baby. In a word, anything with ruffles, mesh and a double waist line. Sexual lingerie is often satin and classy, but she’s not afraid to show her sultry side with the occasional G-string or cupless corset.

The History of Sexual Lingerie

Lingerie actually got its start in ancient times. For a purpose similar to the one it serves today, creating a more attractive silhouette of a woman. Corsets were around as early as 2000 BC, and they look pretty good today to centuries old. Aristocratic women wore corsets well into the Industrial Era of the 19th century. This explains why Scarlet O’Hara was so desperate to shimmy back into her corset after giving birth in Gone With the Wind.

Corsets gave birth to the modern day bra in 1889. It was a pretty popular innovation at the time, although seventy years later many American women were burning them. Perhaps that had something to do with the modern day cup sizes which were introduced in 1928. Bras weren’t exactly a new fangled idea,  Roman women wore what were called “breast-cloths,” basically soft leather brassieres.

And lingerie has come a long way from soft leather. Today, thong underwear, popularized on the sandy beaches of Brazil in the 1980’s as swimwear, is one of the fastest selling forms of sexual lingerie.

Last Valentine’s Day, money managing giant, Forbes Magazine, had a suggestions for the perfect V-Day gift. They weren’t talking about flowers and chocolates. In fact, girls can get enough flowers.

Forbes’ suggestion may have a lot to do with the fact that sexual lingerie has gone high end in recent years. Upscale retailers, like Victoria’s Secret, Strumpet and Pink, Guia La Bruna and Sabbia Rosa, have taken fancy panties from seedy motel rooms to champagne and caviar. Victoria’s Secret, Merrywidow, is one of the retailers most expensive. The pink and white Merrywidow is frilly and sports a provocative French-inspired cut. 

Now that lingerie is offered in all sizes, the loose skin around your upper thighs is no reason to shy away from being sexy. After all, the corset was created to eliminate those “soft spots.” Consider yourself lucky, sexual lingerie, like a corset will no longer pretzel twist your spine- eat your heart out Scarlet O’Hara.